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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One's heavy and the other is a little lighter..."

"What did the flatulent man say to the preacher during confession? Forgive me Father, for i have wind."

"A fat guy.. A fat guy just keep getting fatter every month..after 5 years he got so fat died. At his funeral a friend of him said: Good thing he died, cuz he was about to blow up. (translated)"

"Wizard of Oz (1939) A hapless brain injured teen is led down the wrong path to heroin, cosplay, organ harvesting and ultimately homicide"

"Why did the Crimean run across the Street? Because he was Russian"

"LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco."

"Reddit is like a box of chocolates It's the same shit over and over"

"if at first you dont suceed... ...then skydiving definitely isnt for you."

"Just because I've lost my mind doesn't mean I'm looking for it."

"How do you cut down a hipster tree? A suuh dude!"