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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare? Because Muslim girls can't go to school"

"Porn is getting worse and worse by day (it's sick) even 5 yr olds are shaving their pussies."

"Anytime I see someone with dreadlocks i yell CONGRATS ON HAVING A DIRTY HEAD FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME"

"What do you call a whistle-blower in a blizzard Edward Snowed-in"

"an icicle got in a fight with a cpu it's okay, it's all water under the sandy bridge now"

"Why does anal porn never have a good plot? Too many loose ends."

"forget about gun laws, there needs to be more focus on who can own an acoustic guitar"

"If I had a dime for every time I lost something between the couch cushions... I would probably lose those between the couch cushions too."

"Is it wrong to make change from the collection plate? Asking for a friend."

"[ad for umbrellas] [cut to me trying to swat away raindrops, just getting totally wet] ""There must be a better way!"" Voiceover: UMBRELLAS"