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Joke of the Day

"Porn is getting worse and worse by day (it's sick) even 5 yr olds are shaving their pussies."

"Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair."

"Why did the chemist never say ""NO"" to anything? Because the reaction could be explosive."

"[Spoiler] Mark Hamill Star Wars joke Mark Hamill is such a loser he didn't even get a single word in the new Star Wars"

"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink."

"Why was the gunman on a diet? Because he was still at large."

"I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer."

"Why did EA cross the road? BUY THE SEASON PASS TODAY TO FIND OUT!"

"*showing mom how to use her phone* What's the blue button with the bird? THAT BUTTON GIVES YOUR BANK INFO TO TERRORISTS NEVER TOUCH IT!!!!"

"Everyone is talking about how good this Mayweather is. I couldn't agree more; it's 75 and not a cloud in the sky."