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Joke of the Day
"What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything"
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"I wanted to post a joke about tofu but it's tasteless."
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"solipsist joke I'm a solipsist, and frankly, I'm surprised there aren't more of us."
"There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from an incomplete dataset, and"
"Don't joke about 9/11. My father died that day. I clearly remember what the last words he said to me were. ''Allahu Akbar''"
"What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch? Names."
"What belongs to me but is used the most by others? My ex-wife"