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Joke of the Day

"solipsist joke I'm a solipsist, and frankly, I'm surprised there aren't more of us."

"..... Ya see we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?"

"Unemployed people I have some jokes about the unemployed. Actually it doesn't matter none of them work Edit: I do not mean to cause any offence to the unemployed it is merely meant as a joke."

"How do you kill a circus? ...go for the Juggler!"

"Marriage Law ! If you marry one girl, She will fight with you ! If you marry more, They will fight for you !"

"My wife is going sky diving and I'm truly terrified The last time something that large hit the ground the fucking dinosaurs died!"

"What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler? A toddler can count past two..."

"Press reporter asks NASA director 'what did the kepler telescope find out today' ? Water on Mars."

"Year: 2020 Cause of death: iPhone 10 Plus fell on his head."

"How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard."