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Joke of the Day

"If the Avada Kedavra curse was invented by a Muslim wizard or by a Jewish wizard It would be called the ""Islama Kedavra"" curse or the ""Avada Judahvra"" respectively."

"What do you call an angry German? Sauerkraut."

"What do you call deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."

"""Pumpkin spiceberg, literally right ahead!"" -White girl Titanic"

"People always complain that I'm ""out there."" [On the phone. To the cops. While I'm sitting in their birdbath.]"

"RIPE David Bowie People are treating it as a rock and roll suicide Edit: rip not ripe ;-;"

"If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be famous for? Their age!"

"A friend is in jail and I can't help feeling partially responsible because I framed him for murder."

"A blonde is walking She notices a banana peel a few steps away. She sighs ""oh no, I'm gonna fall again!""."

"What do you call an expert at making ship parts? A master master."