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Joke of the Day

"When you're talking to someone with no teeth, you find out teeth are also a retaining wall for spit."

"What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer? Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!"

"Margins: they're so edgy."

"Why is revenge a dish best served with honey? Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)"

"I've got a 100 question vocab quiz this friday on 9/11... Well I guess I'm gonna bomb it"

"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who went to the theater the other day? He stole the show!"

"What do snake charmers do in the rain? Turn on their windshield vipers."

"Dating tip: Men find mysterious woman alluring, so keep the spark alive by occasionally acting like a lunatic possessed by the devil."

"Michael Sam has stepped away from football. He will now pursue his sacks elsewhere."