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Joke of the Day

"Dating tip: Men find mysterious woman alluring, so keep the spark alive by occasionally acting like a lunatic possessed by the devil."

"Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor......."

"What do you call a lesbian spy? Lesbianage."

"What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend? My credit card bill."

"Today i meet my new boss Have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps ? i exactly feel the same way after meeting my new boss today :("

"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."

"What's the difference between a everyone and a bullet? Everyone misses Harambe."

"What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !"

"Tell the Punchline first. How do you ruin a joke?"

"So a limbo champion walks into a bar.. he was disqualified from the limbo competition."