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Joke of the Day

"A police officer mistakenly arrested a judge who was dressed as a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned that you should never book a judge by their cover."

"Just hired a dirtying lady. About to watch her and my cleaning lady fight it out."

"What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30"

"I like big buts and I cannot lie. But that doesn't necessarily make my grammar bad."

"What is the dirtiest day of the week? SaTURDay"

"What function puts you in the danger zone The LOG^^^gins function!"

"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."

"Sorry I used the word flaccid twice in your wedding toast."

"Wanna hear a joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay's man house knock knock you: who's there? the chicken."

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was going down the road and turned into a field."