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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was going down the road and turned into a field."

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye maighty"

"What should you say when an old lady calls you a ""bastard sonofabitch""? ""I love you too, mom."""

"What do you call the version of google maps without pac man? Pac Man-free Ver."

"He: That's a handsome dog. What's his name? She: Roger He: Does he bite? She: No He: How does he eat then?"

"23% of traffic accidents involve cell phone use, but 77% do NOT involve cell phone use. Statistics don't lie. It's safer to use your phone."

"Fun Christmas Trivia: ""Myrrh"" is the awkward sound you make when you look at your bank balance on Dec 26th."

"Date - ""I really dig intellectuals"" Me - ""oh yeah? well check this out babe"" [counts to 17]"

"*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!"

"Simpsons TapOut/Awesome Best game out in long time. I'm so addicted to it that it seems to be a issue with my relationship. Lol!!!"