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Joke of the Day
"I still remember the first time I lied about being able to time travel. It was tomorrow."
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"Ten things men know about women (Strong language) 1) They have pussies 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) They have breasts too"
"How you call a girl that doesnt do blowjobs ? You simply don't call her."
"I wish my girlfriend went down as much... as the pound did last night."
"please help laptop problem I painted my laptop black in hope of it running faster, now it doesnt work at all."
"Ever since I swallowed a watch I've been keeping myself busy taking laxitives, eating lots of fruit and drinking prune juice. Anything to pass the time."
"Pao sucks. Don't mind me, I'm just jumping on the hate wagon."
"So I took my car into the mechanic and he said I blew a seal. I said, ""well yeah, but how did you know? And what does that have to do with my car?"""
"I once swallowed two strings and they came out tied together. Yeah, I shit you knot!"
"Advertisement for a crane company... Advertisement for a crane company: Call us, and we'll hook you up!"