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Joke of the Day

"Just hired a dirtying lady. About to watch her and my cleaning lady fight it out."

"If Trump divorces Melania while in office... Will she rule half the country?"

"What medicine do men take when their privates start hurting? Penis-illin'"

"TIL I'm hung like a baby. 7 lbs. 9 oz."

"I want a firsthand test of the ""mo money, mo problems"" hypothesis."

"A shocking new report reveals Donald Trump likes to be peed on by members of his new administration He calls it a Goldman shower"

"The local flasher in my area was going to retire this week but he's changed his mind and is going to stick it out till Christmas."

"People always say, ""Its the little things in life you treasure""... But whenever I'm naked, girls always laugh."

"(sure hope reddit doesn't hate racist jokes) What's the difference between a Jew and a dollar? I'd miss six million dollars!"

"I just can't trust stairs anymore Try seem like they're down for anything, but really they're always up to something"