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Joke of the Day
"The main reason Santa Claus is so jolly is because... he knows where all the bad girls live. :3"
Next Joke
"I just ran 3.5 miles in 30 minutes! Ha! Just kidding, I ate some ice cream."
"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? My fucking retarded son"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Cold and bitter."
"What has eight arms and tells the time? A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner"
"What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...? ""At least I'm not black"""
"Who won the first Tour de France? The Panzer SS 1st Division"
"You know why the undertaker was fired? He made a grave mistake."
"Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!"
"Tomb = Toom Womb = Woom Bomb = Boom"