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Joke of the Day

"Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees? more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!"

"[Mom]: My son's voice is changing [Dr.]: Thats normal at his age [Mom]: This is normal? *fax machine noises are coming from the kid's mouth*"

"NSFW What's the hardest part of being a pedophile? It's hard to fit in"

"What do ghosts use to predict the future? Horror-scopes!"

"How do you know when a mongol is level? He's drooling from both corners of his mouth."

"I was going to do the dishes but they weren't in the mood."

"Halloween costume... Guy 1 at Halloween party: Hey look, Steve's wife dressed up like Wonder Woman. Guy 2 at Halloween party: Yeah, it makes you wonder if she's a woman."

"A man goes to the doctor He says he has been having dreams where one night, he is a teepee, and the other night he is a wigwam. Doctor says: ""That's an easy one, you're too tense!"" (Two tents)"

"What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons? Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)"

"[moses parts sea] Slaves: wow! Why we running away if u can do shit like that? Lets go back & claim the pyramids Moses: thats my only trick"