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Joke of the Day

"Me: I won't be in due to a VOLCANO Boss: ..we live, in Florida..? Me: IRRELEVANT Boss: Me: *opens 3rd bottle of vodka, puts on arm floaties*"

"R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)"

"I experienced a bad date September 11, 2001"

"Ocean How does the ocean greet us?"

"Guns don't kill people... ... Husbands who come home early, kill people."

"A WWII Joke! What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial? ""I was just following odors."""

"The best thing about humans is that many of the richest and most prosperous among us collect bottles of rotten grape juice."

"I find girls tend to make a lot noise in their bedroom Perhaps they aren't expecting someone to be at their window."

"an advice to every dad,if you wanna see your children just turn the router off,they will suddenly appear.btw ur neighbor might come as well."

"War vets with prosthetic limbs are running marathons and I'm busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord."