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Joke of the Day

"""My cat just got ran over"" You cant end a sentence with a preposition ""My cat just got ran over lol"""

"What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing."

"What was the slutty nurse looking for in October? A Hallowiener."

"Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? They're making head lines."

"My superpower is destroying the neighbors living room from 100 yards with nothing but her cat and my laser pointer."

"Yo mama's so fat.. ..that she takes a selfie in panorama"

"I'd rather break your headboard than your heart."

"Teacher and Student Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"

"Sometimes The Best Things In Life Are Worth Waiting For.. So Wait For Me I Will Be Right Back..."

"We didn't have Legos when I was a kid. We had Lincoln Logs & we could build anything with them: big cabin, small cabin, you name the cabin."