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Joke of the Day

"""My cat just got ran over"" You cant end a sentence with a preposition ""My cat just got ran over lol"""

"more like Clifford the Big Red Reason we are Homeless"

"It is known that masturbation eases congestion ""I swear officer, I was only trying to help traffic move along!"""

"Where is the best place to hide a body? Buried in the third page of google search results."

"I have a collection of captured mosquitoes... I'm not happy one bit."

"So my girlfriend's sign was Cancer. which is quite ironic considering how she died. She was attacked by a giant crab..."

"A bubble floats into a bar . . . The bartender asks, ""What do you want?"" The bubble says, ""Pop."""

"Schools kind of like a penis.. long and hard, unless you're asian."

"What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

"Hey brotherrrr (by Avicii) There's an endless road to be disMOTHERed! Lmao"