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Joke of the Day
"Schools kind of like a penis.. long and hard, unless you're asian."
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"I called the fortune-teller for an appointment. She said ""We will meet at 2pm"" ... I didn't go"
"Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine."
"If my mom had just faked having a headache I wouldn't be writing this bullshit on the internet right now"
"I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin #PunYourJob"
"Why should you always bring charmander along when camping? Because he's the fire starter."
"Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan? At the infideli counter."
"My kids are mad at me because I never unwrap the cheese slices in their sandwiches"
"Army Jokes by Major Laugh"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Triskaidekaphobia."