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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot? He didn't like dealing with reservations."

"Chris Rea came to my garden centre today... ...he bought a driving gnome for Christmas."

"Which trees miss you the most? Pine trees"

"Where did you leave your legless dog? Where you left him. And how do you call him? Doesn't matter, he won't come."

"I saw a Buzzfeed article about the top 10 ways to execute someone. Number 3 will shock you."

"Why is George Clooney unhappy with his sex life now? Because he married her under the impression that Anal was her nickname"

"What does a nearsighted gynecologist and puppy have in common? A wet nose"

"I heard diaria is hereditary It runs through your jeans"

"Yo' mama is so classless She could be a Marxist Utopia"

"I'm just a girl, standing in my kitchen, forgetting what I came in here for."