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Joke of the Day

"I got my beautiful wife a lovely woolie hat and a coat for Christmas. She's gonna need it because I've just lost our house to gambling."

"Latvian man walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, ""Why so long face?"" Latvian say, ""I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."""

"How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"The Seattle Seahawks play calling."

"The only ""b"" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful."

"Welcome to woodworking club, please make a seat."

"Wrong spellers.. Untie!!"

"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if your name was Mweauuuuuaoooeeo"

"What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food? Delivery."

"How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner."