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Joke of the Day
"why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
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"I upset a Jehovah's Witness at work today... ...he started telling me a knock-knock joke, but I wouldn't answer."
"You guys wanna hear a joke? My life."
"My dad on cheese Me talking to my sister: Me: don't you think you'll get constipated with all that cheese Dad: I don't think she'll give a shit"
"One of the most romantic things a rose can do for another rose is leave a trail of human body parts from the front door to the bedroom."
"My girlfriend told me that I'm starting to annoy her because I relate EVERYTHING to batman.....What a Joker...."
"Recent statistics show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette."
"Q: What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? A: The Tuba Four"
"I couldn't figure out how my seatbelt worked. But then it clicked."
"I'm not playing hard to get. I'm playing leave me the fuck alone."