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Joke of the Day

"I upset a Jehovah's Witness at work today... ...he started telling me a knock-knock joke, but I wouldn't answer."

"""So Sherlock..."" asked Watson, ""I forget, what was your highest degree of education?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson."""

"I think Jesus is black. Because he's supposed to be our father and hasn't come back yet."

"Me: I cant tell you how to do everything. You need to figure out how to do things on your own 5yo: Ok Me:. 5yo:. Me:. 5yo: How do I do that?"

"Friends and family sometimes said I was a kid stuck in a man's body. The police say I'm a man caught in a kids body."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard. I just got laid."

"What is it Lassie? Timmy fell down a well? Earthquake in LA? The Russians are coming? You found a plane? No? ...Oh, you want another beer."

"An Irishman walks into a bar.... And then another Irishman walks into the bar. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one."

"A little girl says to her Mother: Girl: Mom, I'm Bleeding. Mother: That's OK sweetie. It's just a sign you're becoming a woman. Girl: OK I was just worried about this axe in my shoulder."

"What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry? Coruscant"