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Joke of the Day
"What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you? Camembert"
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"Even though it's just a one letter change the difference between ""Wish you were here"" and ""Wish you were her"" is tremendous"
"I like to take candy from a kid cause sugar is bad for them. Then, I eat it in front of them while saying, ""don't do this"""
"What is the best movie like to shout as you orgasm? I am your father."
"A man walks into a bar carrying a small pig. ""Where the hell did you get?"" the barkeep asks. ""I won it, playing cards"", says the pig."
"Breaking news: The world is running out of plastic. Citizens everywhere say its because of Nicki Minaj's implants."
"How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write? Allah-t. Thanks for listening."
"If you love something, let it go. From the creators of ""If you're tired, go for a run,"" and ""If you're on fire, eat bees"""
"How do you upset a plumber? Kidnap his princess."
"Knock, Knock Who's there? Hitler. Hitler who? For denying the holocaust you are now sentenced to ten years in an Austrian prison."