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Joke of the Day
"What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you? Camembert"
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"A dyslexic man ... ... walks into a bra"
"What do English pirates call each other? M80"
"What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder."
"Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays? he was snowden"
"One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry said Mullah is it a member of your family?"
"If your uncle Jack was riding a horse named Bill Cosby, and your uncle got stuck on the horse, would you help your uncle Jack off Bill Cosby?"
"""What happens to germaphobes?"" They wash their hands so often, they dry out and people assume they have AIDS."
"What is the worst part of eating vegetables? The wheelchairs."
"They say yoga is the best form of exercise But I think that's kind of a stretch."