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Joke of the Day

"Knock, Knock Who's there? Hitler. Hitler who? For denying the holocaust you are now sentenced to ten years in an Austrian prison."

"When asked which is more important looks or brains? 9 out of 10 zombies said ""braaaaiiiiinnnnssss"" number 10 ate the researcher."

"Hey, who did you vote for?... I wrote in Michael J. Fox. I think he can really shake things up!"

"What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale."

"I learned a very important lesson at Mount Rushmore. The best presidents were stoned."

"Two fish are swimming when they run into a wall. One of the fish turns to the other and says ""damn."""

"What's the difference between Putin and Poutine? Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing."

"What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital? A midwife crisis."

"Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!"

"What is a pirates favorite file type? .rar"