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Joke of the Day
"How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write? Allah-t. Thanks for listening."
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"The masochist asks the sadist: please hurt me. The sadist answers: No!"
"How do you know a car is from Poland? The Polish."
"Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom? Because it's waaay easier to swallow"
"My friend was talking about how he sleeps when its dark around. So I'd advised him not to join the basketball team."
"The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods."
"""If you love something, set it free..."" Unless it's a man... Cause he'll get lost... And you know he won't ask for directions..."
"A friend wants me to try speed dating, but I'm not sure that finishing *even faster* is going to help me with the ladies"
"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thick you slice 'em."