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Joke of the Day

"I hate when movies use that fakey ""55555"" ZIP code so pranksters won't try mailing letters & postcards to the characters."

"Well, that's the last time I tell my girlfriend to sit on my face... whilst doing a Sean Connery impersonation."

"Have you heard the joke about recursion?"

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"Turkey and Russia Turkey is going to be Putin place by Russia."

"What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work? ""It twerks!"" I don't know how this came to me.."

"Newspapers The paperboy didn't deliver my newspaper this morning, so I snuck next door and took the neighbours. In hindsight, kidnapping might have been a little excessive"

"If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?"

"My new credit card has this awesome theft protection where it just says ""declined"" whenever you use it."

"My response when someone ask me how's life with a penis. It's hard."