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Joke of the Day

"What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work? ""It twerks!"" I don't know how this came to me.."

"I haven't washed my dogs in months I guess I like my bitches dirty"

"My gym bag is so funny. Today it was like ""What does the outside of your car trunk look like?"" and ""What's a gym?"""

"TIFU by Playing a joke on every redditor who clicked on this thread"

"So there's this mollusk And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, ""With knees like these, who needs anemones!"""

"Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland? Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin."

"Why do blondes have more fun? They're easier to find in the dark."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."

"Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers? Because they can't even..."

"[Ouija board] Me: Demon? I-W-I-L-L-E-A-T-Y-O-U-R-E-S-O-U-L Me: *your Y-O-U-K-N-O-W W-H-A-T-I-D-O-N-T-W-A-N-T-Y-O-U-R-S-O-U-L-A-N-Y-M-O-R-E"