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Joke of the Day

"My friends definitely cannot handle their alcohol. Last night they dropped me 3 times carrying me out of the bar"

"What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross."

"What do you call Mexicans living in the USA? Illegal aliens. LOL"

"90% of being a dad is yelling about doors being left open while the air conditioning is running."

"A large robot animal attacked The Home Depot on Friday. Shoppers were frightened at the sight of the Stihl Behr."

"What did the earthquake say to the tornado? It's not my fault."

"There will be only 7 planets left After I destroy Uranus"

"The thing about suicides Q: What's worse than suicide? A: the life before it."

"evanescence - noun: the process of vanishing or fading out of sight, memory, or existence. So that's what happened. Great band name, guys."

"A dog with only 3 legs walks into a saloon in the Old West He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""