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Joke of the Day

"My friends definitely cannot handle their alcohol. Last night they dropped me 3 times carrying me out of the bar"

"What happens after an alligator commits a crime? You call an investigator"

"Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore."

"What do you call a person who looks at a glass half-empty? An Alcoholic."

"Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers."

"In the car and passed by a cop and my 12 year old says ""everyone be cool! Act normal!""nnnExpecting that Father of the Year award any day now"

"Sometimes when you eat too much carrot, you turn orange and you run for presidency."

"What kind of boxes do gay boxes like? Male Boxes."

"An Irishman walks into a bar Every night and then he stays there until it closes."

"I thought air was free my whole life until I bought a bag of chips."