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Joke of the Day

"What do call a girl that eats pastries while browsing the internet? Eclair."

"How many niggers does it take to win a war? All of them."

"Yes, Neil, everything sounds better when you have a great voice. That's how sound works."

"Why are the other numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9."

"If you don't already know your Miranda rights from watching TV and movies, you're kind of an idiot."

"We live in a society that's the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones."

"According to national reports, car thefts in the US are now at a 20 year low...Well, sure, it's hard to steal a car when the owner's living in it..."

"A patriotic needle said: Don't thread on me."

"Why do they eat snails in France? They don't like fastfood"

"Black people are human beings."