62903
Joke of the Day
"I Decided To Learn How To Write Clickbait Titles. What I Learned Will Amaze You."
Next Joke
"Hey, did you hear that Carbon and Oxygen broke up? Yeah, it turns out their relationship was actually pretty toxic. Personally, I never saw it."
"What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense? Icy Dead People"
"I've started picking up dudes by walking into Starbucks and ""accidentally"" dropping my recipe for bacon tacos."
"So I've been hearing a lot about this Baader-Meinhof phenomenon recently [baader-meinhof phenomenon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baader-Meinhof_phenomenon#Frequency_illusion)"
"How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke? Two. One to think of it, and another to repost it a day later."
"Stops rape every time Consent"
"I heard that the majority of car accidents happen within 15 minutes of home So I decided to move 30 minutes away"
"Musicians are perverts. The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly fingering minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist."
"Whoever you are, you can't deny that Harry Potter & the Fallopian Tubes sounds like a legitimate title. Don't act like you wouldn't read it."