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Joke of the Day
"What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal"
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"""Dad, these glasses make everything look much bigger!"" *Snatches glass and hands to my wife"
"Caught my food taking a picture of me. When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog? What a creep."
"To the man in the wheelchair at Walmart. You may have stole my camouflage jacket. But just remember, you can hide but you cannot run!"
"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking at their doors all the time."
"I have only ever completed 2 successful high-fives."
"[At dentist] Dentist: Any plans for the weekend? Nnooiddtrrreeeskllyggfff Dentist: I'm not doing anything either."
"How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it?"
"My Life Thats the joke"
"*thumb wrapped in giant bandage* CW: Oh my God, what happened? Me: Never challenge a hitchhiker to a thumb war."