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Joke of the Day

"What did the ghost say to the bumblebee? BOO BEE!! <insert titty-twister here>"

"Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit - how Game of Thrones started, probably."

"Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)"

"As a gay dude, having a boyfriend with a small penis gets me down sometimes. But I try to stay positive - I'm an ass half full kind of guy."

"Barry hoped one of the almost dozen puns he told his son would make him laugh. No pun in ten did."

"Marvel have announced Thor is set to become a woman. New super powers include being judgmental, temperamental and unreasonable."

"I went to the opticians today, you'll never guess who I bumped into. Everybody"

"[does jerk off motion for 2 hours] and that concludes the hearing impaired translation of the presidential debate. all of them. god bless"

"Dear White People, Stop making videos of yourselves singing songs from 'Frozen'!"

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."