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Joke of the Day

"What did the ghost say to the bumblebee? BOO BEE!! <insert titty-twister here>"

"Wearing high heels and releasing doves at weddings are so last century. I'll be wearing running shoes and releasing chickens at mine"

"I was running down a street and saw a bloke, I shouted ""Run quick, some lions have escaped from the zoo.""He said ""which way are they heading?"" I replied ""Well, I'm not chasing the fuckers."""

"So a guy goes to a bratwurst convention... So a guy goes to a bratwurst convention hoping to pick up some chicks. He went home alone though; the place was a total sausage fest."

"What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter the number of characters do not go down with time"

"Dyslexics are teople poo!"

"After several drinks last night, I had a great Buzz. Unfortunately I was no longer able to get a Woody."

"Dentists are going on strike. Brace yourselves."

"If you ever Google ""Gary Oldman"" For fuck sakes don't forget the ""r"" in Gary!!!"

"Did you all hear about Diarrhea being hereditary? It supposedly runs in your Jeans."