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"Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!"
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"Susan broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine."
"Three dyslexics walk into a bra..."
"How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? ""Please get out of the swimming pool."""
"ME: *staring into my lover's eyes in the midst of a warm embrace* HER: What are you thinking? ME: *caressing her cheek* I forgot your name."
"I have a great joke Newcastle United"
"What do you call a redneck virgin? A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers"
"My bank is trying to get people to open additional savings accounts, but there is no interest."
"A man walks into a zoo only to find out the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage."