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Joke of the Day

"I was out walking my dog when another man with a dog approached me, picked up a stick and said 'I could throw this stick a mile away and this dog would bring it back.' 'That's a bit far fetched!'"

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"Why did the condom cross the road? Because he was pissed off."
"Q: When is a school paper not a school paper? A: When it's turned into the teacher."
"[Interview] Boss: What's your greatest strength? Me: I'm a risk taker B: Can you give an example? M: *Passionately kisses boss* B: omg"
"Pro Tip: If you're on a fishing boat and someone calls you Chum, they're probably not being friendly."
"""THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!"" 2012: omg please no 2016: are we doing this or not"
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"In 2000 years, people will celebrate all this with chocolate eggs delivered by an imaginary rabbit. ~Time travelling me, to Pontius Pilate."