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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking of starting a business will use free child labor in exchange for temporary housing. Although I don't know if I can compete with the Girl Scouts..."

"[describing a chair] it's like a swing without all the drama"

"""You know why I pulled you over?"" ""Does anyone know why anyone's pulled over?"" ""Wow. You're free to go."" ""Is anyone free?"" ""Oh you're good."""

"What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest actually accomplishes something after it's triggered."

"*A group of cannibals eating a pie* This is amazing, what did you do different? ""Well, I used fresh Barry's"""

"A Dark Joke What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food? Not everyone gets it"

"Someone's written an album about thermometers... I've heard it's been nominated for a Mercury Prize."

"How are skinny jeans like a small mansion? They have no ball room."

"Why Do Tigers Have Stripes? Because They Don't Want To Be Spotted"

"What do you call a girl that sleeps with you for your Adderall? A total attention whore."