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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest actually accomplishes something after it's triggered."

"I like my coffee served the same way like I like my women... A cup"

"What's a dog's favorite chip? Ruffles :)"

"The invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery"

"I was accused of sexual harassment But I couldn't of. Because her ass meant nothing to me."

"Guy: If u won lotto, what'd u get? Me: A cat sitter G: To take extra good care of Sox? M: *pictures a cat in a suit taking care of me* Yes"

"If you walk around in knight's armor long enough, people will just get used to it."

"When Jesus went to heaven technically he was moving back in with his parents.."

"Will playing ""GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony"" make me a homosexual? Same question for ""GTA IV: The Lost and The Damned."

"What number is higher than infinity? 420"