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Joke of the Day

"""You know why I pulled you over?"" ""Does anyone know why anyone's pulled over?"" ""Wow. You're free to go."" ""Is anyone free?"" ""Oh you're good."""

"She asked if I wanted to eat ass... I said no because it'll taste like shit"

"X post from meanjokes: michael schumacher regained consciousness today, have your heard how the doctors did it? They sat him on the window seat of the bus"

"What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Robeerto."

"""Will you marry me?"" ""The cookie was poison"" ""The lotto numbers will never win"" Examples of why I got fired from writing fortune cookies"

"There are two kinds of people in the world. There are those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,"

"The guy who invented the ""hokey pokey"" died recently. . . . I heard they had a hard time getting him into the coffin."

"Ominous music should play when you meet the wrong ppl."

"So, you know how they put that magic hat on Frosty and it makes him talk? I wonder if there's one that works in reverse, but for children."

"I had a nosebleed all of the sudden in the kitchen Now how am I supposed to tell them that my wife fell on the knife?"