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Joke of the Day
"No one looks more suspicious than everyone else at a gas station."
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"""Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"" ""I don't know, and I don't care."""
"What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket."
"""You know what this sexist comment needs? Acoustic guitar."" -country music"
"What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear"
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!"
"A man walks into a barn The horse says, ""Why the wrong place?"""
"you read this wrong"
"My wife came in and yelled ""What are these clothes on the floor?""...... ""A dead Jedi"" I replied"
"Which video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft"