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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA? The former has a cunning array of stunts"
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"Great slogan for an abortion clinic... No Fetus Will Beat Us!"
"Why do batteries feel lonely? Because they are never included in anything."
"What do you call a midget with no arms and a stumpy leg? A person. Don't be an asshole."
"If you can't spell, we can't hangman."
"What shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans"
"My neighbor just walked by carrying some pots for planting & I said ""Looks like you won the pottery lottery!"" Now everyone is mad at me."
"Doritos - my own personal love triangles."
"I'm a feminist A woman should be allowed to make a sandwich wherever she wants"
"A man walks into a bookshop and says, ""can I have a book by Shakespeare?"" ""Of course, Sir, which one?"" The man replies, ""William."""