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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen? You can make soldiers out of toast."
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"So a cannibal walks into a hospital delivery room And the doctor says, ""can I help you??"" The cannibal says, ""I'll have what she's having."""
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C."
"*seductively moistens your lips with the meatloaf"
"Lizzie Borden had a couple of really good lifehacks."
"The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large."
"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? [x-post from r/bicycling] Attire"
"I'll try to explain the concept of lubricated soap.... ...but its quite difficult to grasp."
"I once met a Republican feminist She told me to Czech my privilege."
"Bras come in sizes = AA, A, B, C, D, DD, E, OMG, WTF."