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Joke of the Day
"I have a drinking problem (when I tilt my head back to take a drink I can't see my phone)"
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"Do you know why doctors are prescribing medical marijuana for arthritis? Because the definition of arthritis is inflammation of the joints"
"My girlfriend text me ""lets watch Godzilla""........ I reply ""look at the mirror""!"
"I like first aid classes its the only time I get to be touched by a caring human."
"If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I'd probably pick living."
"Why did the bartender put laxatives in a patron's drink? For shits and giggles"
"My pet deer was addicted to painkillers after surgery so I tried to send her to rehab..... .... but I didn't have the doe"
"whoever thinks money doesn't bring happiness, transfer it to my account."
"My cell only calls gay people I think it's a homophone"
"What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake? First time posting to r/baking."