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Joke of the Day

"My pet deer was addicted to painkillers after surgery so I tried to send her to rehab..... .... but I didn't have the doe"

"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit in your wifes clothes."

"What do salads and Mexicans have in common ? They both benefit America!"

"Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people? Dad."

"Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew? Warren Buffet!"

"A man shows up to his psychiatrist completely naked but covered with saran wrap... Psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts!"""

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE"

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to be 14 before it comes on his face"

"Unless you are literally the Dark Lord Voldemort then a snake is just not an acceptable pet dude"

"Me:*shows up to 1st date with giraffe* Her: OMG, can this date get any better Me:*pulls out saddle* You bet giraffe it can"