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Joke of the Day
"Met a transexual lesbian at the bar He was a pretty normal guy."
Next Joke
"Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them they'd break"
"wife: know what today is? me: yep wife: on 2 together: 1, 2 wife: Happy Anniver.. me: 3 MONTHS UNTIL.. wife:..sary me: wife: me: ..Santa"
"This hot chick at the harbor said that she really dug the way that I ate those Oysters. All I could say was ""Shucks."""
"What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of the coffin."
"I've been teaching myself French so that I can seduce my wife Boner Petite, baby!"
"Hey check out this new candle I got. -Sweet. What flavor is it? I think you mean 'what scent is it?' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What?"
"What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common? Those who practice them don't want any beef with people."
"My buddy tells me he had sex with his GF and her twin the other night. I asked him how he told them apart. He says, ""well her brother has a mustache"""
"Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they hate Turkey"