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Joke of the Day

"I've been teaching myself French so that I can seduce my wife Boner Petite, baby!"

"What doesn't kill you......seriously disappoints me!"

"Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side."

"If Jesus is the Lamb of God? Does that mean mary had a little lamb?"

"What do you do when you stub your toe? Call a ""toe"" truck."

"I used to think ""I hope I don't do anything stupid."" Now it's more like ""I hope whatever stupid shit I do at least fits in a tweet."""

"What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor? One with everything"

"What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !"

"2 guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks"

"A UDP packet walks into a I would tell you another UDP joke but you might not get it."