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Joke of the Day
"I've been teaching myself French so that I can seduce my wife Boner Petite, baby!"
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"Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver."
"About to go for a run, because shoplifting"
"How do you piss off a Texan? Cut Alaska in two and make Texas the third largest state!"
"What would the war be called if Donald Trump started war on the Mexicans? World war Juan"
"*skips away in terror"
"What happens when an Illuminati member works out and gets really buff? He becomes an Illumi-hottie"
"The ratio of guys to girls in my friend group Is undefined!"
"What's the difference between a blowjob and a ham sandwich? wanna go to lunch?"
"Watching a show about women who choose to give birth outside. Like, let's take the most painful experience of my life and add bugs and shit."