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Joke of the Day

"This hot chick at the harbor said that she really dug the way that I ate those Oysters. All I could say was ""Shucks."""

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"The Jews may be the ""Chosen People""... ... But the Muslims are the ""Randomly Selected""."
"Dear Britain, This Brexit vote is all wrong If you want to leave the EU, dump some tea in the harbor and fight a war. Sincerely, America"
"Saw a guy missing his left arm and leg, and asked how he was doing. ""Eh, I'm alright."""
"How come Puerto Ricans don't like blow jobs? They don't like any kind of jobs"
"Everyone at this whistling convention looks extremely suspicious."
"What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Why were Indians the first people in America? Because they had reservations."
"[job interview] Interviewer: ""Describe yourself in 2 words."" Me: ""Atinubs. Econsibu."" Interviewer: ""You're hired. Welcome to CAPTCHA."""
"If someone says ""Someone in this room has a bomb,"" I can't rule myself out as a suspect. - Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7"