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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them they'd break"

"Kristen Stewart is proof that if you're making a face and someone slaps you on the back it will get stuck like that forever."

"Did you hear about the campers with explosive diarrhea? That shi* was intense."

"My dad was a very active advocate for women's rights... My mom wanted to be as well, but my dad wouldn't allow it."

"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how i feel about that."

"Did you know? Call of duty has been released in Iraq and Afgahnistan as ""The Sims."""

"The Exorcist was probably the worst workout video ever."

"How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin? ""A few months ago"

"""I don't understand swimming. You don't see fish going for a walk."""

"what does the Jewish midwife say to the Non-Jewish woman who just gave birth? It's a Goy !"