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Joke of the Day
"What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of the coffin."
Next Joke
"A man with Schizophrenia says: ""I used to be Schizophrenic... but now we're better."""
"Why did Popeye beat up the Pope? He heard he was going to Mount Olive"
"Confucius says - He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wake up with stinky fingers. Just remembered this from when I was 13"
"Did you hear about the time traveler who finished his plate? He went back four seconds."
"Amish Joke"
"Study: 'Masturbation helps cure the common cold' Hope so, I've got no tissues left."
"I can't stand when guys complain about their girlfriends giving shitty hand jobs I see where they're coming from, but something about it just rubs me the wrong way"
"Don't be easy to get because you'll be easy to forget."
"Hey everyone who says aliens don't exist. Explain morning people."