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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm? Just look for the fresh prints."
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"*I come downstairs to see my dog has eaten my dinner off the counter* Dude, I said I was sorry for eating yours."
"Can February march? No, but April may. :-})"
"'Benjamin Button.' 'BENJAMIN WHO?' 'Benjamin' 'WHO'S THERE?' 'Knock knock!'"
"Seriously considering ""Have boobs, will travel"" as my new bio for everything. It's a good life."
"Women are from Venus, men are wrong."
"Millennials make the best spys... They've got nothing to lose."
"Didja hear that Hershey's is bringing out a new LGBT candy-bar? They're callin it a Lady Bruce."
"I saved $38 by moving the fish tank in front of the TV during ""Ellen"" and telling my kids it was Finding Dory."
"I ain't got much but I can keep dry. Which is more than moist people."