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Joke of the Day

"Can February march? No, but April may. :-})"

"I would rather have Parkinson's than Alzheimer's Because it's better to spill half the glass than forget where you put the liquor."

"What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen? You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen."

"If Trump played Pokemon Go He'd probably catch'em all and transfer them away."

"My youngest son gave me a dead leg yesterday. Now I'm wondering where he got it from."

"If you know there's going to be a nuclear attack, surround yourself with a bunch of microwave popcorn. Awesome last image."

"Great minds think alike... That's why we have so many opinions in America"

"I saw a flock of angry ducks the other day. I wonder why they were in such a fowl mood."

"Kids are the worst CIA agents. I KNOW WATERBOARDING SUCKS KATIE BUT YOU CAN'T TELL THE TALIBAN EVERYTHING FOR A CAPRI SUN YOU IDIOT"

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come back from camp."