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Joke of the Day

"What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs? Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers"

"What do you call a magical dwarf? A midgetcian!"

"I accidentally bought a bicycle that has no seat it's not a deal breaker but it's kind of a pain in the ass."

"What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs? .. I'm only Peking."

"How do you cure a Polish heroin addict? Give him a plastic spoon"

"Two soldiers are in a tank. ""BLUBLUBLUBBLUBLUB"", said one to the other. A variation of the 'two fish are in a tank' joke."

"I don't ALWAYS post filthy tweets, but when I do, it is right after I'm followed by someone with ""my Lord and Savior"" in their bio."

"Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !"

"Socialism Q. Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists? A. because he wanted to help untie the human race."

"John: Yesterday... Paul: All my troubles seemed so far away George: But now it looks... Ringo: Waterslides hurt if they aren't wet enough"