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Joke of the Day

"Two soldiers are in a tank. ""BLUBLUBLUBBLUBLUB"", said one to the other. A variation of the 'two fish are in a tank' joke."

"Wanna hear something fucked up? When you find your dads wedding ring in your sister..."

"Shovels are incredible They're ground-breaking technology!"

"What fruit/vegetable doesnt leave your body through the anus? A Stomato"

"""The auditors have just left sir."" ""Did they check the books?"" ""Very thoroughly."" ""What did they say?"" ""They want 15% to keep quiet."""

"I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored"

"Kool-Aid Man breaks through wall. ""Oh ya!"" [breaks 2nd wall] ""Oh ya!"" [3rd wall] ""OHHH YEAAHH!"" [breaks 4th wall] *Winks at camera*"

"What did the dad say to his baby who's being breastfed? You mothersucker."

"Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment? They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas"

"Last night, a man assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese. Not much to say really, I got whipped and he got charged with assault and buttery."